Knight’s Inn
3221 Plainfield Ave NE
Grand Rapids, MI 49525

According to my extensive Internet research, the Knight’s Inn is not just a large, somewhat rundown hotel on the sketchy side of Plainfield Avenue, but rather a place where couples meet, greet and more. We were told one of these types of parties might be happening this very evening, so decided to see if we could crash and dash.

For the last couple of years, one of our favorite photographers of all things adult, Steve Prue has been telling us about a certain photo shoot he did with Daisy Marie. He had shown us one of the pictures from the shoot featuring Daisy and a melting push pop and mentioned the photos didn't have a home. We explained to Steve that his photos always have a home on the pages of this blog and so finally, Steve sent them over.

And, as always, they don't disappoint.

Valerie Pokorny is an unfortunately named Catholic who teaches people when not to fuck and brainwashes young female children into thinking their vaginas are sacred vessels for babies that belong solely to Jesus.

Many people don't realize that as an adult entertainment blog, we have very little value to the world at large. In fact, the other day, when we were in the midst of a heated exchange, an adult entertainment PR company called us "civilians clowns" on twitter and an adult performer referred to our Alexa ranking as lame and called us, "POPWHAT?"

Thus, it's clear that our presence is neither necessary nor required...to the uneducated.

You see, we do serve a purpose from time to time. For example, James Deen teaming up with Doc Johnson for a brand new, exclusive toy line!

Um...didn't Lily Labeau used to have arms? Did I make that up?

So, uh, did you just see what I saw? Because I'll admit it, I'm not totally clear on what I just watched. This bold excursion into musical filmmaking courtesy of Chad Alva and Danny Wylde (known collectively as Children), arrived deep within my inbox this morning, and it left me feeling old and sad. Is that what the post-industrial drone of Children does to people? Am I slowly dying now? Am I quickly dying now? What has happened to us all?

Wait up, shits. James Deen isn't finished with you yet.

Today's installment of POPPORN's increasingly-irrelevant coverage of the AVN Awards features a slightly drunker James Deen than we've seen in the previous videos (though this footage was actually shot a half-hour or so before the other stuff). Watch in awe as Mr. Deen interviews Dana DeArmond, Dave Navarro, Tommy Gunn, an anti-semite and some nerd guy who is simultaneously trying to interview him as well.

Here's an interesting chain of events.

The photo you see to the left was published on our pal Stoya's tumblr. We follow Stoya because she is smart, interesting and sexy. Three criteria required to be considered awesome in our book. The photo was taken by our friend Steve Prue. An amazing photographer of all things, a sweet guy and he's tall. Again, three criteria required to be considered awesome in our book.

When I first saw the photo, I was in awe because Stoya (as always) looks stunning. But then, I looked a little more closely and noticed the girl to the left of Stoya.

It's official: Jenna Haze is done making porno movies. Her official announcement broke yesterday via a tumblr/youtube post which you may find here, should you choose to do so.

For those of you who have no interest in clicking away from POPPORN (for fear that you may miss a hilarious quip about buttholes or something), please allow us to paraphrase everything she said in the video. We should note that our speakers here in the office are a little bit fucked up ever since Brett Ratner dropped them in the toilet while we were partying over the Christmas holiday, so it's somewhat possible that we may have missed a few words of her speech (however unlikely).

According to the liberal media, James Deen is beloved by nearly all females. Teenagers and children most of all. So it seems important that we mentioned that while James Deen encourages babies and adolescents to visit his blog as often as possible so that they may learn about which woman James happens to be "banging" that day, we here at POPPORN produce adults-only material, and we need you kids to leave now. You little shits.

Okay, having said that, enjoy the footage, kids! It's got all of your favorite stars in it, like pro-wrestler Chyna and air-ballerina Stoya!

Yesterday, you may have noticed we stepped squarely into a pit of flaming, venomous vipers because of an article we posted. While we had no intention of setting off such a blitzkrieg, it proved once again what is best remembered. Do NOT fuck with women. They are tough and they are scary.

I'm going to go out on a limb here. I don't think anyone else but Brooklyn Lee deserved to win the 2012 AVN Award for Best New Starlet. There, I said it.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of all of the performers who were nominated in this category. But the fact of the matter is, Brooklyn played a killer role in our Official Revenge of the Nerds Parody, scored us this sick ass photo of the original nerds loving her AND us, did this boss ass interview for our site and she's a wonderful performer and person. Having said that, I think it's pretty goddamn obvious why she won.

Editor's note: Our new writer Rylah, is a bit of an enigma. We met her in Las Vegas at the AEE show and immediately crowned her as our, "Assistant" once we learned that she never smiles. She's an established writer and has covered tons of weird shit. However, her experience with the adult industry was limited at best.

Perhaps you haven't heard but there's a brand new celebrity sex DVD now available from your favorite online or brick and mortar adult retailer. While the professional women and men who toil endlessly day after day catching and pitching incredible amounts of bodily fluid are great and all, let's face facts. What everyone ultimately wants to see at the end of the day are people like Scarlett Johannson, Brad Pitt and Megan Fox getting deebed down (and out) in the most explicit and preferably perverted of ways because that shit is RARE.

I don't have an iPad, but I want one. I want one because that's what people who are really successful use to show all their clients their work, and because I heard playing Angry Birds -- something that seems to have lost its luster -- is really awesome. But I mean, it's not that great. It's not like you can fuck it.

Or can you?

Our good friend Igor over at DrivenByBoredom.com snapped this shot of POPPORN loser, Brian Bangs (me!) and incredibly short male talent, James Deen at the 2012 AVN Awards. We had just completed a grueling two-hour stint of covering the AVN Awards Red Carpet on behalf of this friendly (although sometimes left-leaning) adult entertainment blog and had finally gotten into our possession, alcoholic beverages.