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PHOTO CAPTION TIME! WIN SOME PORN AND A KNIFE, YA IDIOT!

Fri, 01/27/2012 - 12:05pm — Brian Bangs


Our good friend Igor over at DrivenByBoredom.com snapped this shot of POPPORN loser, Brian Bangs (me!) and incredibly short male talent, James Deen at the 2012 AVN Awards. We had just completed a grueling two-hour stint of covering the AVN Awards Red Carpet on behalf of this friendly (although sometimes left-leaning) adult entertainment blog and had finally gotten into our possession, alcoholic beverages.

Don't worry, more footage of Mr. Deen's assault on the red carpet is forthcoming...

The awards themselves were an evening of class, highfalutin' riggamaroll and importance. Yet, there we were. Just sort of ruining it. Igor suggested this photo would make a worthwhile photo caption contest and we concurred. Thus, it's time for a PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST!

Just slather a caption in the comment field below along with an email address where we can find you, or shoot your suggestion to me at bbangs@popporn.com and we'll be sure to choose the best entry and unload about 6 weeks of hardcore pornography on the winner free of charge.

In addition, you will win this knife which could be used in any number of illegal activities. Just sayin'.

Fuck, screw the porn, enter to win the knife. This shit is boss!

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Comments

Fri, 01/27/2012 - 3:01pm — Anonymous (not verified)

WHO FARTED?

WHO FARTED?

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 3:19pm — Amie (not verified)

I remember when I was a

I remember when I was a boy...

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 4:26pm — Thomas (not verified)

James, you fucked my mouth

James, you fucked my mouth into this shape!

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 9:46pm — Logrus (not verified)

gimme that knife

"Bro, you can show me how you get sponsors later; but right now there's a camera taking our picture."

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 9:47pm — Logrus (not verified)

gimme that knife

"Bro, you can show me how you get sponsors later; but right now there's a camera taking our picture."

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 9:48pm — Logrus (not verified)

whoops, sorry for the double-post. Still, gimme the knife.

see topic :)

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 5:24pm — Amy (not verified)

"To inflate the Igor

"To inflate the Igor 'Suckitnsee" Doll, pull down sharply on the cord, as demonstrated."

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 6:41pm — DrDuran (not verified)

Caption

(guy on right singing)it's now or never....
(guy on right) he gets like this after one drink, and I'm stuck working with him all night?

Sat, 02/18/2012 - 7:31pm — Nicki Brand (not verified)

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AVN Awards 2012: To the surprise of critics everywhere, This Ain't Hee Haw XXX walked away with Best Parody- leaving not a dry eye in the house.

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